The Call Center Girls Get Kinky

Hello Wonderful People! This months column is going to be soooo much fun! CeeCee and I have heard from several of you avid readers who are curious about exploring kinky sex! How exciting is that? Autumn is right around the corner, and that means lots of time for cozy indoor activities!

Q: I just wanted to start off by saying your company is awesome. If it wasn’t for you all, I would be totally clueless to the world of sex toys and pleasure. It took a long time for me to get over the shame and guilt that I received from my conservative family, along with a complete lack of sex education. Masturbation is okay!!! Whoo Hoo!!! I am extremely comfortable with the more traditional sex acts, but lately, I’ve had a little itch for some more, how do you saykinky play. The bondage and submission world is beginning to look more and more interesting to me but at the same time a little intimidating. Like what does BDSM stand for anyway? Do you have any tips for folks who want to explore kinky sex? How can I get started? Thank you. Keep up the amazing work. You all are inspirational. -Curious Jean

A: Hi CJ-Thanks for sharing with us! It sounds like you’re really discovering how fun different kinds of non-traditional sex can be! A lot of our wonderful customers ask about how to get started in the world of kinky sex. How to ask for a spanking, or telling your sweetie how naughty they’ve been and how you want to give them a spanking, can be daunting! We can help you make a grand entrance into exciting new sexual adventures safe and fun! We here at Good Vibrations have come to the rescue with our DVD Whipsmart. We love Mistress Morgana who hosts the show. And CJ, you will be happy to know, terminology is covered! Like what does BDSM mean? We can assure you it doesn’t mean Baking and Dusting or Sewing and Mending! After seeing how to tie basic knots in the DVD you could try out the Love Me Knots or Vanilla Bondage Kit, which are perfect for beginners! Soft ropes and silky blindfolds! Yummy! Communication is SO important in all relationships, and especially so with kinky sex. When Someone You Love Is Kinky or Come Hither: A Common Sense Guide To Kinky Sex are two fabulous books that will help you not only give you some help in asking for what you want but also how to negotiate a “scene” or fantasy date. The Ultimate Guide To Sexual Fantasy is chock-full of naughty ideas and ways to make a scene happen. You don’t have to spend a bundle of money either! Whipsmart andThe Ultimate Guide to Sexual Fantasy will show you how to use common household items in oh so dreamy ways! Who would ever have thought to use a pie spur for sensation play!? Ooooh! Sensation play! This can really spice things up in the bedroom, or the kitchen counter for that matter. Putting a glass Eclipse dildo in the ‘fridge for 20 or 30 minutes will cool the glass down for icy delight on hot skin. Or try warming the glass by placing it in hot water for a while. The smooth slippery glass heated to the perfect degree of warmth will send chills of pleasure right to your special places. If you really want to feel like royalty, try the Golden Rod glass dildo. This delightfully curved and textured toy has real gold infused into the glass! Not only is it beautiful to look at (Molly has hers on a book case for display!) but with the curved body and textured shaft you can really hit the right spots with this beauty!

Q: Hi Call Center gals. I have a problem and hope you can help me out. I’m a 45-year-old lady who is madly and hopelessly in love with her husband. We play and are into some of the BDSM play and live a lifestyle where he is the Master in all of our play. I want desperately to be able to take his fist into my vagina but we are having a great amount of difficulty getting there. His hand is pretty large-to give you an idea, he can barely get his knuckles into the top of a pint beer glass. I was never able to conceive so have never had anything large pass through my vagina, though I understand that isn’t necessary.

Anyway, I figure that over time, I can stretch my vagina to accommodate his size; I just cannot find the product that will allow me to do so. I have vibrators and dildos of varying sizes and the most I can think of is to try to insert more than one at a time. Do you have any ideas? I really, REALLY want this to happen and am considering asking a cosmetic gynecologist to actually do some surgery to help me out. I hope you can help with some suggestions and I look forward to your reply. As a side note-I’ve been in your Berkeley store and it was a wonderful experience to be in such an open and accepting environment. Thanks for the services you provide! -Amber

A: Hi Amber, thanks for sharing your story. Vaginal fisting is an art form and it sounds like you’re willing and able to be a muse. With any type of sex act the key to pleasure is relaxation and communication. In BDSM exploration, these fundamental elements are routinely tested. For all artists, having the right tools and workspace will provide an atmosphere for creative juices to flow freely. And voila! A masterpiece!

CeeCee and I would both agree that the book A Hand in the Bush: The Fine Art of Vaginal Fisting, is must read for anyone wanting to discover the depths of fisting. This read diffuses the myths and fear of the practice, gives useful tips and techniques to incorporate into your play, all safely and pleasurably. The book reminds the reader that fisting, simply put, is the gradual insertion of many fingers into the vagina, with the ability to lead to the entire hand curled into a fist. Remember, with any type of penetration, if it hurts, you’re doing something wrong.

Cozy on up to A Hand in the Bush and have some gloves and lube nearby. Beyond protecting your skin, gloves and lubrication transform the hand into a smooth, sleek surface. We offer Latex Gloves in three different sizes, small, medium and large. For folks looking to spice things up even more you can get some hot Black Latex Gloves. Don’t worry if you have a latex sensitivity we’ve got you covered. Non-Latex Gloves come in a soothing blue, in small, medium and large as well.

Use any one of these types of gloves, teamed up with a super slick lubrication like Eros, and things will be guaranteed to be moving in the right direction. Eros lube is some of the longest lasting lube around. For finger dipping ease, try Eros Power Cream. This creamy silicone formula is waterproof, latex safe and excellent for every type of hand job imaginable!

Vulva massage is a great way to titillate the senses for the main exhibit. The film Fire in the Valley beautifully depicts techniques for stoking the flames of the treasured vulva. Vulva massage is a great way to light the path to the fisting journey.

We hope this information is enough to encourage you. Time and patience will bring the results you desire without the permanence and potential for scar tissue that come along with surgery. The vagina is quite accommodating, and in the majority of cases the muscles are designed to stretch-ten-pound baby or not. It is always important to remember, it’s not about the end result, but the journey getting there.

Thanks for reading, all of you curious adventure seekers! Remember to have fun with yourself and your special partner/s. And, if a scene doesn’t work out quite as you intended, all the better! The unexpected can be sooo naughty in surprising ways! Bottoms up!

CeeCee wants to display the new Sparkle Plugs on her bookcase. Molly loves sex toys as art and wonders if she can get a show at the Met.

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