Paddling the Pink Canoe

After my recent post on the different words for masturbation, I was really happy to find this video. It’s a super cute video rendition of more than 40 of the slang phrases for jilling off and it’s hilarious!  Have a watch and see how many you can identify. If you want the whole list, scroll down. But no cheating!


Pushing the Button
Poking the pie
Ringing the bell
Petting the pussy
Paddling the pink canoe
Tapping the tuna
Filling the pink taco
Stirring the honey pot
Fanning the Fur
Slapping the crack
Double-clicking the mouse
Flicking the bean
Gilding the lily
Rubbing one out
Flicking the switch
Working out at the Y
Polishing the pearl
Spanking the monkey
Rubbing the magic lamp
Tickling the bearded clam
Buffing the muffin
Stroking the man in the boat
Adjusting the equalizer
Brushing the carpet
Scratching the patch
Touring the Map of Tasmania
Parting the corned beef curtains
Let your fingers do the walking
Playing solitaire
Beating around the bush
Two-finger typing
Flicking the switch repeatedly
Feeling the funnel
Buttering the beans/snowpeas
Pushing the button (again)
Touching the tigress
Banging the box
Juicing the fig
Checking the oil
Whipping the cream
Virgin’s Release
Hitchhiking South
Pouring sugar in the Furry teacup
Feeding the bearded clam
Choking the chicken
Tickling the beaver


Dr. Charlie Glickman

Charlie Glickman is the Education Program Manager at Good Vibrations. He also writes, blogs, teaches workshops and university courses, presents at conferences, and trains sexuality educators. He’s certified by the American Association of Sexuality Educators, Counselors, and Therapists, and loves geeking out about sex, relationships, sex-positivity, love and shame, communities of erotic affiliation, and sexual practices and techniques of all varieties. Follow him online, on Twitter at @charlieglickman, or on Facebook.

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