Multiple Orgasms. Multiple Reasons I Love My Magic Wand.

10 years and still going strong. These multiple orgasms spent together have been beautiful. Who knew I’d spend so many wonderful years with you? Your electrifying love gives me strength in times of weakness, passion in times of extreme boredom, and showers of orgasms in the worst dry spells you could imagine.

Of course, every relationship takes work. I drilled a hole in my nightstand so that I could always have my Magic Wand by my side. If one day my Magic Wand blows a fuse and our love dies, I will instantly reach for my spare Magic Wand (yes, I have two in case of emergencies). You should always be prepared to have multiple orgasms.

Here are some reviews from Good Vibrations that encapsulate my love for the Original Magic Wand.

Soulmates truly do exist

“This very morning, after 22 years, I finally had to retire you, my faithful Magic Wand. Amazingly, your motor is still going strong, but I have worn out your cord. For a short while, oh maybe an hour, I considered playing the field, taking my time, and venturing into new territory, but after reading all these reviews, and remembering these past 22 years with great fondness, I put in my order quick. I miss you already!”



I want to ride with you all day

The best relationships are the one’s that help you come into yourself

“I’ve had my wand for over a year now and I’m absolutely thrilled with it. Before I had this wand, I didn’t know what an orgasm was. Seriously, I had never came before. Thanks to the wand, I was able to explore my sensuality. Now I can come with ease from many different forms of stimulation.”

~Reviewer pythagorea

Mother’s stamp of approval

“This was one of my first vibrators, and it is still by far my favorite. Through antidepressants when my libido was non-existant, this honey kept my moja alive. Highly recommended for those who find orgasm difficult to impossible, and it makes a great gift, too (ask my Mom! She loves her Christmas present!!)”

~ Anonymous


The perfect boyfriend 

Like mother, like daughter

“My sister first told me about the Magic Wand about 10 years ago, and I still use it (almost) every day. Since then, I have given it as a gift to several close friends as well as my daughters. Wow!!!”

~ Anonymous

In other words, everyone and their mother should have a Magic Wand.

You’re worth it even when you’re loud and piss off my cool British friends

“Oh, how I love you, Magic Wand! Let me count the ways. You showed me how to have a clitoral orgasm after years of experimentation. You blew my British friend’s fuse, you were so powerful. When I went to England, I blew through two adapters for you, and I’d do it again. You make one hell of a racket, but I don’t care, you’re worth it. One power tool I can never be without, you live under my pillow for the good times and the bad.

My boyfriend was suspicious of you at first, til you touched him in your special way. Now he wishes he was with you too. I’ve met few who have met you and didn’t like you. You’re a god among vibrators. I salute you.”


Seriously, what would I do without you?

“It’s been my bedside buddy for 8 years now, and I don’t know what I’d do without it. Best quality. If you have a hard time getting off, this is the one for you. I never even use the high setting- the low is plenty for me. Long, rolling orgasms. Amazing. Do yourself a favor and invest in the best.”



You can’t fake true love

“The Best Toy in the Entire Universe. Ever. I’m not kidding.”


Don’t worry Lee, I take the Magic Wand very seriously. Try it. You’ll probably find yourself furiously typing a review on the Magic Wand too.

Emily Morse

A talk show about sex, relationships & everything in between. Sex With Emily is a free, listen anywhere you are, radio show and podcast about the things that people don't talk about: Sex, relationships, dating, cheating, marriage, mistakes, lovers and even love. If you've ever been stalked or stood up, broken a heart or a bed frame, then you'll probably fit right in.

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1 Response

  1. Jack Hunter says:

    Well this just blows the “man vs machine” debate wide open…and by the looks of it there is a strong contender making us chaps redundant 🙁 x