How to Keep the Sparks Flying
Greetings Wonderful Readers! Molly and I are really looking forward to this month’s column! We have a couple of questions from folks who have added a new human being into their life and need some help with resuming intimacy, and from long-term partners looking to spice up their bedroom games. Let the questions begin…
Dear Call Center Confessions: I need your help! I have been married for six years and have a new baby. My hubby and I need some ideas to spark up our lovemaking. We are so tired all the time! Any suggestions on how we can spice things up without necessarily having full-on penetrative sex? We’ve always been interested in using toys, blindfolds, etc. but feel a little overwhelmed in terms of where to start.
Dear D.H. — Congratulations on the arrival of your new little time consumer! Trying to get it up to get it going after a new person comes into your life can be super-challenging for parents. But! We have some new handy helpers that can change all of those, I really want to Honey, but I just can’t times into fun, wet rides. Let’s start with the fabulous new ergonomic designed toys from Europe. We can barely keep our Emotional Bliss product line in stock since it was introduced a couple of months ago. For something that is perfect for genital massage, the Womalia is the new champion of rechargeable vibes. This little wonder is perfect for use on women or men alike. What we really adore about this vibe is not only the perfect shape, but that it can also be inserted into the first couple of inches of the vagina! A lot of guys like the feeling of vibration around the head of the penis or perineum area, and that means fun for everyone! It’s quiet and strong, so if you need a little summthin, summthin, this dreamy delight might be just right! For tricksters that like to have the option of not having to hold onto a vibe, the Chandra is a breathtaking, easy to use newbie. This is also a rechargeable vibe, but the best thing is it is small and slips onto your finger! You can give a great extra POW to a blowjob with this cutie! You can tease your man around the anus or testicles or even the insides of his thighs that is sure to bring him up and over in no time. Or, you can use it on yourself while your doing him! That will kick things up a notch for sure! Try using our Rocket Balm for him or Flower Balm for yourself. The natural ingredients plus menthol and peppermint oil is sure to make all your sensitive bits tingly bits! For some hot and quick one-handed reading Five Minute Erotica: 35 Tales of Passionate Sex cannot be topped! With these explicit short-short tales edited by our very own Dr. Carol Queen, you are going to want to zoom into the bedroom! Molly and I want you both to feel super-pampered and with the Black Tie Affair kit, you’re both going to feel like the superstars of the day! This handsomely packaged kit has everything you need to feel like a VIP. Set the mood with the frosted glass candle, then roll the Dirty Dice, write out the Sex Checks and start playing! You will find Body Candy, Good Lubrications Cream, After Dinner Mint Massage Bar and bath tablets. How deliciously yummy! And to top off this wonderful package we have included the Bump N Grind Kit! Just slip the ring onto a cock or onto your own fingers and watch the sparks fly! You might just have to have water nearby because with these treats because you’re gonna be on fire!