Hahahaha!!

What’s in the box? What’s in the box? This news report is pretty standard and dull, but check out the box behind the reporter. That thing is HUGE!!!

I would be mortified if such a thing of mine ever made it on local television. I’ve been embarrassed by a few things I have lying about in my bedroom, such as the under-the-bed restraints we can’t use because we have a waterbed, or my electro-sex kit I have sitting on top of my headboard (that thing scares me but I do like it). I remember the scene in “Better Than Chocolate” when one of the character’s mom’s finds a stash of sex toys in a box under the bed and she uses the rabbit – her first time ever seeing one. She ends up loving it, of course. Her daughter finds out and it so embarrassed she wants to crawl in a hole and die.

If I lived the home pictured below I’d be so embarrassed by what’s in that box that I’d crawl under my chair hoping to shrink up and fade away. I bet the owners never live down … what’s in the box!!!

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