Good Vibrations Holiday Do’s and Don’ts
Good Vibes Holiday Do’s and Don’ts:
Do: Show your new sweetie your old bedroom at your parents’ house
Don’t: Wake up your grandma in the next room over
Do: Throw in some lube when you wrap up a butt plug for your friend
Don’t: Choose a toy for anal that doesn’t have a base!
Do: Stock up on good info books for any sexstyle
Don’t: Learn all your moves from 50 Shades of Grey
Do: Take the batteries out of your vibe before flying home for the holidays
Don’t: Get stuck at the airport as they inspect your buzzing suitcase
Do: Get your S.O. a Good Vibrations gift certificate and choose something sexy together
Don’t: Wrap up a big dildo for your company’s gift exchange
Do: Wash dildos in dishwasher before inlaws arrive
Don’t: Forget to take them out before it’s time to do the dishes again!
Do: Keep your sex toys in a dry warm easily accessible place
Don’t: Let your dog turn your dildo into a chew toy
Do: Use Water based lube for sensitivities
Don’t: Use Silicone Lube on your high thread-count sheets
Do: Support Sex Positive stores
Don’t: Trust an Amazon reseller to send you a new toy
Do: Use a mild soap and water to clean toys or boil solid silicone toys for 3-5 min
Don’t: Use rubbing alcohol to clean your toys
Do: Have a great time under the mistletoe
Don’t: Kiss anyone you don’t want to—it’s all about consent!
Do: Use silicone or water based lubricants with your latex and polyisoprene condoms.
Don’t: Use any oil based products! These will break your condom UNLESS you are using a polyurethane condom.
Do: Make sure that you can easily reach your lube!
Don’t: Knock over your silicone lube, it’ll make your floor slippery.
Do: Make sure you’re ready to explain the term “sex-positive” over the turkey dinner.
Don’t: Throw the mashed potatoes!
Do: Use a silicone pop top to make your magic wand easier to clean.
Don’t: Wash your magic wand in the sink!
Do: Make sure to schedule some alone or 1on1 time with your favorite vibe – great holiday stress reliever.
Don’t: Let a high-stress time of year get to you!
Do: Resolve to make 2015 your most sexually satisfied year ever
Don’t: Buy the hype that you’re supposed to define good sex one certain way