Gifts for Summer Lovers
Hello Fabulous Readers!
How nice to have you all here visiting us again for this month’s Call Center Confessions. Summer is shinning her warm and sunny self down on us, while lots of folks are tying the knot and jumping the broom! We have some helpful hints for those special union parties that will make the blushing brides and grooms the star of the day!
Hi Molly and CeeCee,
I recently went to your new store in Brookline, MA and had such a wonderful and comfortable shopping experience, I thought I could write in for some help with an upcoming occasion. My sister is getting married and I am throwing her a bachelorette party. I wondered if you girls would have any fun items in your bags of tricks that could really make our party a memorable one. My sister is pretty open to just about anything as long as it’s not too serious or rude, if you know what I mean. I don’t want something that would offend some of our more conservative friends, although, once the drinks start to flow, well, who knows what might happen right? Anyway, could you help me out with party favor ideas? Thanks girls! I hope I hear back from you soon!
Bachelorette Bash Beginner
Party! Did someone say party! We love a party here at Good Vibrations and we have some goodies that will get your party moving every which way but out the door! All parties need party favors for guests and the guest of honor alike. So, let’s get this party started, shall we! First stop, the refreshment table, and look! Are those Penis Stirs I see? Talk about putting a little ‘cock’ in your cocktail! These drink stirrers have a penis shape on the top that might have your guests sucking on more than their refreshments. The stirrers come in assorted colors in a set of six so make sure you get extras for all the people that want to take some home after the festivities.
Now that every ones lips are puckered up, every guest needs a little pot of our own brand of Lip Lube. As Molly and I love to say, lips need lube too! And we have a lusciously tasty and kissable yummy exclusive formula of balm that is going to make your lips feel alive! Our balm is all natural and vegan, and comes in refreshing spearmint, perky cinnamon and come-hither vanilla. Taste test on each other! A great icebreaker don’t you think Molly? (This is a party I wouldn’t want to miss!)
Now that our party is really getting heating up, it’s time for a game! Unveiled is the bachelorette party game that has it all. The game starts with a party guide with checklists and itineraries, plus a list of suggested party gear. Get ready to get Unveiled with the “we asked your fiancÃ©” question book. The questions are humorous and sexy, and up to 30 people can play!
Almost everyone loves a card game, so why not pull out our Dick of Cards deck and really get your hands full of penises! Molly loves to play strip poker and her deck of choice is our Hot Guys Playing Cards. Each card displays a fully nude hottie that will have your poker face gone the way of the Dodo. Hey Molly, can you play Texas Hard Hold ’em too? I like to entertain at my poker parties with the Hot Chicks Playing Cards. Nudie beauties abound in this deck, and if you play Blackjack, you’re never going to want to stay your hand. You’ll just have to take a peek at the topless or lingerie-clad babe under that next card. It sure can make for a long poker night!
Every party has a hostess, and the hostess with the mostest would rather lie in a bed of spinach dip (ooooh, that’s kinky!) than not wear a Party Tiara. What perfect princess could resist this beautiful white satin tiara with its sweeping veil and mini plastic penises secured with blue bows? Rumor has it Queen Elizabeth II wore one of these after the Silver Jubilee! She always has had such splendid taste in hats, hasn’t she Molly?
A perfect princess would never dare let party guests leave without a take-home party favor. In addition, to the Penis Stirs, the adorable Pleasure Me Purse will make the perfect little gift for your party people. The kit includes a waterproof Magic Touch Bullet Mini Vibe, a Mini Heart Massage Bar, GV Body Candy in thin mint flavor (don’t spoil your appetite!) and a Good Lubrications Cream sample. Molly and I love the super cute plastic purse that neatly holds all the goodies easily at hand.
Now, go get all dressed up and have fun… the Good Vibrations way! See ya there!