Get Comfortable and Kinky!

Hello There Lovely Readers!
Welcome again to our fab and fun column where your Call Center Confession questions are answered and mysteries are revealed. CeeCee and I are excited about this month’s questions and hope you find them to be interesting as well.

On Ramp Off Ramp Kit Hi CeeCee and Molly,
I’m kind of shy writing to you, but your column is always so friendly and fun, I decided to just take the plunge and see if you have any suggestions for my wife and me. Here’s our situation: we are both in our 50’s and pretty healthy and fit. Both of us could use to lose a little weight, but overall, we both feel great and have an active sex life. Now that we both have “middle-aged” bodies, we find that we aren’t able to do as many various positions as we used to without having to stop the action and change positions to resume our fun. As you can imagine, this can be a little awkward at times. Can you suggest any items that might help support our bodies during intercourse? Thanks a bunch, girls! Sincerely, Aging Hippie with Aging Hips

Dear AHWAH:

Congratulations of taking the proverbial plunge and writing in to us! We always love hearing from our dear readers, especially folks who are a little bit shy. Molly and I are here to help and we have some really fun suggestions that might be just what you’re looking for! Let’s get started¬¶

What could be easier to use than our new line of¬¶furniture! Well, maybe not furniture in the sense of a sofa-loveseat ensemble, but furniture you can really go to town on and not worry about having to be careful not to make a stain on the fabric. Our fun furniture has washable covers in attractive colors and is velvety soft too-very comfy for all your tender parts. Martha Stewart would be so proud! The Wedge is just what it sounds like; a comfortable wedge that is designed to lift the pelvis while lying on your back or on your tummy. It allows for easier access for penetrative sex or oral sex. So simple in design, and so fun to use! Just lie back, kick up your heels and ENJOY! For folks that are interested in more difficult positions, or for G-spot play, the Ramp is the perfect addition to your home! This item has a gentler upward slope than the Wedge and is ideal for those moments when you are on the kitchen floor and need a little softness to bounce around on. You can combine the Wedge and Ramp (they interlock!) and save on cost with our On Ramp Off Ramp kit. The positions you can get into-well, don’t get us started, we might be here talking to all of you for a very long time!

When Molly and I first saw the Esse we both just had that naughty light go off in our heads! This is not only a beautiful piece of artwork, but it can also be converted into a chaise lounge with the included Mini Scoop that comes with the Esse. This is an absolute definitive example of a “love seat”. Need more control? A better reach? A different angle? No problem! The Esse will find that perfect angle on the long reach with maximum control. No straining, just entertaining!

Speaking of entertaining, what about the Scoop? This half-moon of soft but supportive foam rocks with movement, so you can really raise the roof while you raise your heels! Flip it over, now it’s a stable support for spines or tummies. We just love the waterproof nylon shell and super soft and sexy velour cover. It’s just yummy all around isn’t it, Molly? To top off these fun-tastic furniture items, add a Cube, and just like its name says, this is a simple square that can be sat on, leaned on, bent over on or just about anything on, really. Use it as an ottoman or a table for your safer sex supplies!

The most divine thing about all of these items is they’re all interchangeable and compatible with each other. Talk about fun on the playground! They all have soft washable covers and are waterproof, durable and ooooh so comfy to play on. You just have to try them to believe it. Oh, and one last sexy little thing is the marvelous Doggie Style Strap. Easy to use, with a pelvic pad, this strap will allow easy (and comfortable!) positioning of the hips for anal or vaginal play. Anyone can learn new tricks with one. Enjoy!

Dear CeeCee and Molly,

I look forward to reading your column once a month and it’s a pleasure to know that there are other everyday folks that have questions about their sex lives. I made it through the holidays and managed to find gifts that the people in my life enjoyed. This year I am turning over a new leaf and trying to find my Valentine’s gift for my honey before February 13th. I feel like taking some risks this year and was wondering if you could recommend some playful gift ideas. If categories were necessary, historically my sex life would be considered on the Vanilla side vs. Kinky. Lately, my inner kinkster has been emerging. Can you provide me with some ideas on ways to express my newfound exhibitionist longings? Thank you for all your help.

Sincerely,
Peep Show Patty

Hi Peep Show Patty,

Thanks for writing in. Congratulations on recognizing your needs and desires and wanting to express them in a safe and consensual manner. CeeCee and I have been racking our brains as well as our inventory for some great ideas. So have a seat and brace yourself for some super sexy ideas.

We couldn’t think of a better way to start the New Year than a long luscious massage with the one you love. Massages are an excellent foreplay tool. They get you in tune to your lover’s body down to every nook and cranny. Maybe you’re thinking Swedish Massage isn’t your forte? Your honey will never have to know with our Erotic Massage Kit. In this kit you get everything but a lover. Pay close attention to the techniques that are described in the Joys of Erotic Massage DVD, and use either GV Soy Massage Candle or GV Massage Oil. Your lover will be eating out of the palm of your hand, among other things, by the time you’re done showing off all you’ve learned.

If you need an extra hand, try our Heart Massager. These heart-shaped massagers will work out all the stress of a busy day. These massagers can be warmed in the sun or with warm water, so you’ll be able to melt away any lingering, not-so-sexy thoughts.

If you and your honey are a fan of peep shows and stripteases, why not have your very own show in the privacy of your home. Our Striptease Kit in a Box has all the right tools to turn an aspiring showgirl into the next peep show powerhouse. You just can’t go wrong with the eye-catching, sequin-covered pasties, body glitter, scarf and the most important component of all-self-confidence. The creators of this kit are wonderful-they recognize that the key to a successful striptease is having a good body image. CeeCee and I have been strutting our moves ever since we got our hands on this kit. CeeCee has gotten so good she has been contemplating quitting her day job!

After your striptease performance, it will probably take everything in your power to keep your partners’ hands off of you. You may want to keep the teasing going with our Pink Kink Kit. Incorporating sensation play and light bondage will be snap with this jam-packed goody bag. Take turns or choose who is going to be wearing the sexy pink blindfold and tease each other with the pink whip. The pink leather collar says it all with the word “sexy” embossed across the front.

If you would like to spice it up a little more, use our Heart Spanker to leave a mark on your lover. This high-quality stiff leather spanker is the perfect Valentine’s gift for the naughty. The heart-shaped cuts in the spanker will leave a heart shape momentarily on your sweetie’s rear. This spanker is super hot and super cute. If you and your special person are readers, our Sweetest Taboo Kit is sure to get your creative juices flowing. We have combined two of our best-selling erotica books in this kit; Sweet Life and Taboo. These stories are so hot you may never get to the end of the book-they’ll help unlock your inner kinkster and you may be surprised to find that you aren’t the first person to have that daring fantasy. Whether it’s hot elevator sex or doing it while your boss is in the other room, couples’ deepest desires are expressed and acted upon. Well Patty, I think we have got you headed in the right direction. If you try a few of these suggestions, or all of them, you’ll surely be expressing your sexy, sassy side that has just been waiting to cum out.

Thanks, faithful readers, for tuning in for another fabulous episode of Call Center Confessions! Molly and I are ready and waiting to hear much, MUCH more from all of you naughty funsters out there, so don’t wait to send us your deepest Call Center Confessions. Don’t make us wait too long, because we love hearing from you all!

Kisses!
Molly and CeeCee

Email CeeCee and Molly at advice@goodvibes.com with a question, and you might just see it in the Confessions in the near future!

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