Author: Eve Elena

In Celebration of “A Round-Heeled Woman”

I may or may not be in the habit of doing searches through the archives of my favorite podcasts for words like “sex”, “love”, and “dating” (if those yield nothing I’ll search for “pets”...

On Not Getting Laid

I went to get my birth control prescription renewed at Planned Parenthood today, and one of the questions the nurse asked was the last time I had intercourse. Uh… I couldn’t really remember exactly....