As the Call Center Girls will tell you — Safe Sex is Hot Sex; it’s true!
Hello wonderful friends! Thanks for visiting CeeCee and me for this month’s Call Center Confessions. Summer is here! ‘Tis the season of hiked-up hemlines and sun-kissed skin; long days and hot nights! People are out and about; wearing less and less and making the late-night hot spots reach record-high temperatures. With this season comes infamous Summer Lovin!! So, let’s get started…
Dear Molly and CeeCee:
Hi. How can I learn how to have hot safe sex? My b.f. and I love to get raunchy, sometimes in semi-public places (discreetly, mind you!) and having a condom in your wallet isn’t a good idea from what I have read. Can you give us some tips on condoms, latex barriers and stuff like that? Do you also know anything about condoms that are more comfy for him? He’s not circumcised, so some condoms are super tight at the top and don’t allow for the foreskin to move much. It’s uncomfortable for him, and then I don’t really have much fun when he’s not having fun. Do condoms come in different sizes or anything? My penis is wider than his is, so the tight ring at the base of condoms can be too snug and pinch my parts. Can you two girls help us two boys out? I hope so!
Two Latex Lovin’ Lads
Thanks for contacting us with your great questions! Latex lovin’ can be hot and sexy, and we have some really cute storage ideas for you boys, as well as some helpful hints about the way condoms fit different sized folks. First off, kudos to you for not storing any latex safe sex products in your wallet, glove box, or any place that stays warm. Body heat or heat inside a car or from the sun will quickly break down the latex in a condom. That means there are going to be nasty little holes in your cover, where icky bugs can slip through the barrier and start a family in places we don’t want squatters! No free rent to mean viruses and unwelcome diseases!
The condom industry has come a super-long way from years back when a condom was like wearing a raincoat on your penis. The latex was thick, sensation was minimal, and variety was nil. You had a choice of Trojans, or Trojans, or if you were lucky, Trojans. Did I mention Trojans were available? Well, those bad old days have gone by the wayside and new and neat stuff has stepped into the spotlight! Drum roll please!
Molly and I love the fabulous Good Vibrations Condom. This little delight has a baggy pouch at the head of the condom. That means luxury in the roomy department! The baggy head is perfect for guys who still have the wrapper on their package, allowing the foreskin to move back and forth freely, which means comfort for your man, and fun for you! Just squeeze a drop or two of water-based lube into the tip of the condom before you roll it on. Pull back the foreskin before putting the condom on! Once you’re all suited up, play to your hearts content!
For the wider built man, we love the GV Xtra Wide Condom. This latex fantasy will give you the extra room you need to reach your full potential! This guy is 8% wider than an average condom with a reservoir tip and straight shaft. Aaaaah, will be the word with this little number. For super-thin latex, plus a roomy feel, the Kimono Maxx Condom fits the bill. Hyper-thin and super strong, the Maxx is 25% wider then regular Kimonos. For folks that like a bit of extra length as well as girth in their condom, we recommend Kimono Micro Thin Large Condoms. These are about as thick as a human hair (talk about sensation! That’s like going naked!). Add 15% more length and 25% more headroom than the average condom, and you’ve got your self a heck of a nice outfit for your buddy down below.
Even the mighty Trojan has come a long way baby. We have Trojan Warm Sensations; these come with a small amount of warming lube, which heats up gently with friction. The Trojan Twisted Pleasure has a baggy head with a slightly thick swirl of latex. You’re sure to get maximum fun with this model. Let’s not leave the Trojan Magnum and the Trojan Magnum XL condoms out of the scene. These work really well with our super-sized customers or folks with super-sized toys. Trojan Her Pleasure is designed with textured lines along the first couple of inches of the shaft with a bulbous head too! Talk about pleasure!
We have the most adorable containers for your safe sex supplies right here! Just in Case is the perfect little cube, complete with a mirror to fix your lips after some slurpy loving. It holds two condoms in a divine pink box that is so cute you’ll be fixing your lips just to show off the case! The Condom Cube looks like a jewelry box, with its black faux leather and white stitching. You can keep a dozen condoms on the nightstand, and even your roomie won’t know what gives!