doomsday-sex

Sex Toy “Bucket List” for the Mayan Apocalypse

The end of the world is coming… and so can you!

According to the Mayan calendar the world as we know it will end on Friday, December 21st, 2012. But fear not! Good Vibrations has all the emergency supplies you need to go out with a bang. Now is the time to try those toys you’ve been wondering about, and stock up on the 12 most practical bedroom accessories for the end of the world.

Short & Sweet Vibrator Kit
Short & Sweet Vibrator Kit
Because who knows how much time you’ll have? Just enough for a quickie, we reckon.

Black Rose Rosie Restraints
Black Rose Rosie Restraints
Go from sensually kinky to profoundly practical if you need to hitch your wagon or tie a tourniquet!

Eleven
Eleven Dildo
Fend for your pleasure with the Eleven dildo, which can also be used to fight off zombies should the occasion arise!

Pocket electricity – when the electricity blows you’ll be ready to go with the Gyro G and Mystic Wand battery-powered vibes, or when the batteries run out have your backup Solar Bullet Rechargeable Vibrator.

Gyro G Vibe
Gyro G Vibe

Mystic Wand Vibrator
Mystic Wand Vibrator

Solar Bullet Vibe
Solar Bullet Vibe

And don’t forget your edible body products, which can do double duty in a pinch.  Go from bra support to afternoon snack in a hurry, and sweeten the road to nowhere!

Candy Bra
Candy Bra

Penis Pasta
Penis Pasta

Devour Me Lickable Body Oil
Devour Me Lickable Body Oil

Candy Bra
Lust Dust Edible Powder

Shunga Chocolate Body Paint
Shunga Chocolate Body Paint

Lick Me Body Butter
Lick Me Body Butter

 

What sex toys would you want for the end of the world?

Photo credit: A computerized simulation of the Dave Matthews song “When the World Ends,” thebands.biz.