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Masturbation Month Mixtape

In honor of Masturbation Month, we’ve put together a list of 31 songs about self-love.

That’s one for every day in May! So bust out your playlists or your music-driven vibrators (did someone say OhMiBod?) and get in the groove!

31 Songs for Masturbation Month

1. Lady Gaga So Happy I Could Die
2. Chuck Berry My Ding-A-Ling
3. Prince Darling Nikki
4. Tori Amos Icicle
5. Buzzcocks Orgasm Addict
6. Ne-Yo She Uses Me
7. The Who Pictures of Lily
8. Clarence Carter Strokin’
9. Ivor Biggun and the Winkers I’m a Wanker
10. Billy Bragg St. Swithin’s Day

11. The Dresden Dolls Coin-Operator Boy (about a vibrator!)
12. Tweet, Featuring Missy Elliot Oops (Oh My)
13. Britney Spears Touch of My Hand
14. Betty Blowtorch Rock My World
15. Billy Idol Dancing With Myself
16. Thomas Dolby The Keys to her Ferrari
17. Kelly Rowland Feeling Me Right Now
18. The Violent Femmes Blister in the Sun
19. Devo Praying Hands
20. Cyndi Lauper She Bop

21. DiVinyls I Touch Myself (RIP Chrissy)
22. Elvis Costello Pump It up
23. Green Day Longview
24. The Pussycat Dolls I Don’t Need a Man
25. The Pixies Holiday Song
26. Nerf Herder Doin’ Laundry
27. Dinosaur Jr. Severed Lips
28. Janet Jackson If
29. Jackson Browne Rosie
30. Gary Numan Every Day I Die
31. Alice Cooper Muscle of Love

Bonus!

Surprise! Let’s have another go, to round it off at fifty. Have we missed any songs you love about self love? Leave more in the comments!

32. Billy Squier The Stroke
33. The Police Be My Girl (Sally)
34. Radiohead Thinking About You
35. Pink Fingers
36. Faith No More Jizzlobber
37. Sebadoh Homemade
38. Blink 182 M&M’s
39. The Flaming Lips She Don’t Use Jelly
40. XTC Pink Thing
41. Barenaked Ladies It’s Only Me
42. Billy Joel Captain Jack
43. Crispin Glover Auto-Manipulator
44. The Decemberists Billy Liar
45. Nirvana Spank Thru
46. Kix The Itch
47. The English Beat Hit It
48. The Cure Close to Me
49. Tubeway Army Everyday I Die
50. Van Halen Spanked

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