“Her arrest came on suspicion that she has broken Japan’s obscenity laws, to which we say… Japan, do NOT make us laugh at you this way. You are notorious for sending us comix featuring giant squid fucking schoolgirls. PLEASE. “
Category: Sexy Sex, Newsy News Column
Voles are among the most monogamous of mammals, and scientists have been peering at their little brains for years to find out why. So they finally hit on creating a singles bar for prairie voles—why had no one already tried that, I wonder? They work great for humans…
For some women, faking orgasm helps them get into the eroticism of sex and actually helps make the whole scene more pleasurable. Well, all righty, then! I stand corrected, a little. I still think it’d be preferable for everyone to just learn how to have good sex, so that women can take their impressive thespian abilities down to the Little Theatre, or participate in rousing games of Charades. Or how about a nice role-play!
The Westboro Baptist Church is now without its paterfamilias; in fact, some indications are that it has been without him in a pastoral sense for several months, since there may have been a power struggle inside Westboro recently. (If this is true, perhaps Shakespeare is rolling restlessly in his grave, wishing for a quill and some parchment.) In any case, Phelps has died, leaving behind a huge stash of offensive picket signs and a US (and in fact a world) culture aroused to an understanding of how nut-jobby homophobia can truly be.